Published in The Spectator, 22nd February 1935
(First read 02/12/2014)
|"What do you mean 'Four's too young for the Navy'?"|
That's pretty much it, actually. It's available to read online here.
¹ See King Edward VII: An Appreciation (1933) and The Baron (1937), etc.
² I daresay Edward found kids a bit style-cramping as well.